SHL Quote of the Week (Week 15)

“He better be.”

Anchorage Igloos owner Leslie Mills on whether injured C Jake Frost will be healed in time for the playoffs

SHL Quote of the Week (Week 12)

“No, and I don’t want to set my crotch on fire either, thanks for asking.”

Boston Badgers D Brett Stolte, asked if he was interested in playing for one of the expansion teams next year

SHL Quote of the Week (Week 10)

“You know why they play hockey in Kansas City?  Because water doesn’t freeze in hell.”

• Kansas City Smoke D Tuomas Nurmi, possibly making the most passive-aggressive trade demand in history

SHL Quote of the Week (Week 8)

“I’m definitely going to be watching, because I want to know where I’ll be playing next year. I’m rooting for Honolulu.”

• Kansas City Smoke LW Charlie Brooks on the SHL’s forthcoming expansion announcement, which is expected during the All-Star Game