The Saskatchewan Shockers will need to find another venue for their practice skates for the next several weeks, as the locker room at their practice facility was badly damaged by a fire. The culprits: Shockers C Foster Culp — and a microwave burrito.
The Shockers held their usual off-day practice Thursday morning at Harbour Landing Arena. During a break in between sessions, Culp decided to microwave a couple of breakfast burritos he’d purchased at a nearby restaurant on the way in. “I always get a little peckish in between skates,” Culp explained later, “so I always make sure to get myself a little something-something to snack on.”
One problem with Culp’s otherwise sound plan: The burritos were wrapped in aluminum foil, which the center neglected to remove before turning the microwave on. Presumably, the foil began sparking, and the sparks landed on the inner paper wrapper around the burritos, causing them to catch fire.
Not that Culp noticed; he’d set the microwave and wandered off to find a drink. But a few minutes later, he thought he smelled something burning and returned to the microwave, to discover that it had become a ball of fire. He stared at it, transfixed, but took no action as the fire began to spread to the counter on which the microwave sat.
At that point, RW Brad Stevens noticed either the smell or the smoke and went over to examine the situation. He saw Culp staring at the conflagration and said, “Dude, fire!” Culp responded, “Yeah, I know.”
Stevens tried again: “Dude, put it out!” Culp said, “Uh, with what? I don’t have a hose.” Stevens pointed at the fire extinguisher on the wall and said, “Use that, stupid!”
Culp snapped out of his trance, ran to the wall, and grabbed the extinguisher. But rather than point it at the fire and start spraying, Culp took the extinguisher and hurled it at the fire. Unsurprisingly, this had no effect.
By the time G Zeke Zagurski grabbed another extinguisher and brought it over to the scene, the fire had spread to the adjoining wall and the team was forced to evacuate the area. The fire department had to be called in, and by the time they extinguished the blaze, the locker room had suffered an estimated $250,000 in damage.
When asked about the incident, coach Myron Beasley put his hand over his face and sighed. “Foster… he’s a piece of work, he really is,” said Beasley. “I don’t know if he got dropped on his head a lot as a kid or what. But he thinks… different than you and I do.”
Culp was chagrined by his mistake. “Obviously. knowing what I know now, I wouldn’t do that again,” said Culp. “But I needed those burritos! Who hasn’t needed a burrito from time to time?”